Unprofessional Emails

Dr. Jake Van Swooti


From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Monday, December 13, 2010 8:33 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: Problem with invoice #

Dave,

The invoices you re-sent last week for Brandon ****** were rejected because we already used the same invoice numbers previously. Would you be able to re-send the invoices and change the invoice numbers? I think you could just add a letter on the end of each one to differentiate the new ones from the old ones. Let me know if this is something you could do. Also starting next week, we will have to switch him to Tom's old PO since there is still over 5K remaining on it. I will talk to Julie about this and let her know that we will be using Tom's old PO so there shouldn't be any problems. Let me know if you have any questions! Thanks!

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 9:01 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: FW: Problem with invoice #

Dave,

See above...

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:48 AM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

I am looking above at the ceiling right now. What exactly should I be looking for?

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:03 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Ha ha very funny...not. See the email above that I sent you from yesterday.

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:12 AM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

I saw it yesterday but it was kinda long and I did not actually read it despite sending you a read receipt saying that I did read it. Could you send me my read receipt back?

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 11:20 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Huh? Please just read it and let me know if you can make the corrections. Thanks.

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 12:15 PM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

I will read it but I am awfully busy at the moment. I've been listening to the greatest hits of The Doors all morning and got sidetracked by something in the song "L.A. Woman." Are you familiar with this song? There's a part towards the end where Jim Morrison (the band's lead singer, duh) refers to someone named, "Mr. Mojo Risin'". Are you familiar with this part? He keeps saying "Mr. Mojo Risin'" over and over again. Are you familiar with this? I've heard the song baker's dozens of times before but never really knew what "Mr. Mojo Risin'" meant or who that was. So I asked a coworker of mine if he knew what that meant and he told me to search for it on the interweb. He told me about a site called Google where you can type in questions and this Google thing gives you answers. Are you familiar with this? I typed in "who is Mr. Mojo Risin'" on Google and in 2 seconds I had my answer*. Turns out, Mr. Mojo Risin' is an anagram of Jim Morrison. In layman's terms: If you rearrange the letters in Jim Morrison, you can make the name Mr. Mojo Risin'. In other words, Mr. Mojo Risin' is an anagram of Jim Morrison. How neat is that? Since learning this, I have been feverishly trying to come up with a cool anagram for my name, but have not had much success so far. The best I've come up with is Drake Vowjonista. That's terrible. There's nothing cool about that name. As you can see, I'm a little swamped over here but I'll try to read your email as soon as I think of a good anagram.

*Are you familiar with the Google?

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 12:42 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

So you're the guy that's been sending these ridiculous emails? I just forwarded your last email to my partner and he said someone forwarded the "threat level" email to him last week. He thinks you're hilarious. How have you not been fired?

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:21 PM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

I'm very good looking. That's probably why I haven't been fired yet.

I've come up with some more anagrams. Tell me what you think of them:

Jordan Vistawoke
Raven Jawskidtoo
Jason "War Kid" Veto

I kinda like the last one. Jason Veto, the "War Kid". It's mysterious. "Was he born during a war, is that why he's the 'War Kid'?" people will ask. Or maybe he's just some bad butt who is ready to go to war at any time. Maybe that's why he's the "War Kid". What do you think? Why is he the "War Kid"?

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:25 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Could you please just read my original email and make the corrections? We need to resolve this issue. If you can't help, is there anyone else I could contact?

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:47 PM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

I'm pretty much the only one who can help you (gasp). My supervisor probably could too but he's not in today. He's at his monthly thigh appointment. Why he gets his thighs examined once a month I haven't a clue, but that's what he does. Who am I to judge? I'll start making the corrections in a little bit and then send you the new invoices. I'm just not sure if I'm satisfied with Jason "War Kid" Veto as my anagram.

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:11 PM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

Are you sitting down? If you aren't, then please sit down. If you are, then get up, and sit back down again. I got it. I have the anagram. It's gonna blow you away. Here it is:

Dr. Jake Van Swooti

How beautiful is that? It just rolls off the tongue. I think Mr. Mojo Risin' would approve.

I'm getting to the invoices now. I just wanted to let you know that I've taken care of the anagram situation and I am ready to start doing the job that I get paid for now.

Thank you,

Dr. Jake Van Swooti
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:13 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Ok...

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:21 PM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Actually, would you like for me to try to think of a cool anagram for your name first? You don't have as many letters in your name as I do, but I'm sure I could come up with something. I'll start working on that, and then I'll start performing the job duties that I receive a paycheck for.

Thank you,

Dr. Jake Van Swooti
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:26 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Please don't waste any more time on this.

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2010 3:44 PM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

No offense, but your name is terrible for anagrams. It's not even worth my company's time for me to try to think of a cool name for you. I'm getting to the invoices like right now. I have to make a few personal calls first, but then I'll start doing what my job requires me to do.

Thank you,

Dr. Jake Van Swooti
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 8:40 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

I'm waiting on the invoices...

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 8:55 AM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Cindy,

I apologize for the delay. I have a doctor's appointment this morning, but I should be able to get you those invoices as soon as I get back. Is that ok?

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ****, Cindy
Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 9:05 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

I need them by this afternoon.

Regards,

Cindy ****
Phone: (410) ***-****
Fax: (410) ***-****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 9:05 AM
To: ****, Cindy
Subject: RE: Problem with invoice #

Good Morning,

Thank you for your email. I am currently at the thigh doctor, getting my thighs examined. I will be unavailable for the rest of the morning. If this is an urgent matter, please calm down. I will respond to any inquiries as soon as possible.

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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