Unprofessional Emails

Oh God


From: ******, Helen
Sent: Friday, December 3, 2010 9:12 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: PO #2613
Morning Dave,

Could you let me know how much funding we have left on PO # 2613? I know we are running low, but I wasn't sure of exactly how much was left.

Thank you,

Helen ******
Procurement Director
770-***-**** (phone)
770-***-**** (fax)

"Walk by Faith Not by Sight"
- 2 Corinthians 5:7


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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Friday, December 3, 2010 10:01 AM
To: ******, Helen
Subject: RE: PO #2613

Helen,

It looks like there is a little over $5K remaining. Once this PO runs out of money, we can start billing off of the PO that Gail is working on now.

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

"Keep Thy Religion to Thy Self"
- George Carlin


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From: ******, Helen
Sent: Friday, December 3, 2010 11:15 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: PO #2613

Thanks. Gail will most likely have the new purchase order completed by Monday. Will you need a copy of it?

Thank you,

Helen ******
Procurement Director
770-***-**** (phone)
770-***-**** (fax)

"Walk by Faith Not by Sight"
- 2 Corinthians 5:7


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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Friday, December 3, 2010 12:44 PM
To: ******, Helen
Subject: RE: PO #2613

Helen,

Yes, we require a copy of all purchase orders. Without a physical copy, we would have no evidence that the purchase order actually exists. Even if billions of people all over the world tell us that the purchase order exists, we won't believe that until we actually see a copy of it, or some evidence that it exists.

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

"Not Only is There No God, But Try
Getting a Plumber on the Weekend"
- Woody Allen


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From: ******, Helen
Sent: Friday, December 3, 2010 12:49 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: PO #2613

You may not believe in what I believe in, but you should not mock others for their beliefs.

Thank you,

Helen ******
Procurement Director
770-***-**** (phone)
770-***-**** (fax)

"Walk by Faith Not by Sight"
- 2 Corinthians 5:7


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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Friday, December 3, 2010 1:44 PM
To: ******, Helen
Subject: RE: PO #2613

Helen,
Oh my God! (sorry, goodness) I installed a program that randomly selects a religious quote and adds it to my email signature, but it looks like something is wrong with it. I must have installed the ANTI-religious quote program by mistake. Sorry about that.

I think I fixed it. I installed the "Very Inspirational Quotes" program now.

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

"My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find
a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy, and live my life."
- Snooki


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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Friday, December 3, 2010 1:57 PM
To: ******, Helen
Subject: RE: PO #2613

Helen,

Whoops. It looks like the random "Jersey Shore" quote program was installed by mistake. Sorry. At least I'm assuming that's what happened. Unless the site considers that quote to be "very inspirational." I suppose it could be "very inspirational" to some fake tanned girls out there with low self-esteem. Either way, I'm going to try to uninstall this program right now. Sorry again.

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

"Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the
wheels of steel over there, doing my thing...watch out"
- Pauly D


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