Unprofessional Emails

Pretty Girl Next To The Scanner


From: ********, Tara
Sent: Friday, November 19, 2010 8:03 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: **** bill rate

Hi Dave,

Could you send me a new invoice for Aaron **** for w/e 11/6 reflecting his new bill rate of $42.46? Thanks!

Tara ********
Purchasing Officer
*** Industries
(301)*** -**** (phone)
(301)***-**** (fax)

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 9:36 AM
To: ********, Tara
Subject: RE: **** bill rate

Tara,

Would it be possible for you to just cross out the bill rate that I originally had on there and write in $42.46 instead? And then calculate the new total of the invoice and just pay that amount?

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Tara
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 9:52 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: **** bill rate

We cannot make any changes to the invoices ourselves. Can't you just change the numbers and then scan another copy to me?

Tara ********
Purchasing Officer
*** Industries
(301)*** -**** (phone)
(301)***-**** (fax)

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 10:28 AM
To: ********, Tara
Subject: RE: **** bill rate

Tara,

That might take some time. The only scanner that is currently working on my floor is right next to a pretty girl who I get very nervous around. The last time I scanned something, we had this exchange:

Me: Hey.
Her: Hey.
Me: How's it doing?*
Her: Fine.
Me: Cool, cool.**

(20 seconds of awkward silence as I scan something)

That was the entire conversation. I'm going to try to think of something to say to her, then I'll scan the corrected invoice to you. Or I'll stake her out and wait until she gets up from her desk.

*I accidentally combined "how's it going?" with "how're you doing?"
**I never say this and I hate people that say, "cool, cool."

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Tara
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 10:32 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: **** bill rate

Dave,

Please just send me the corrected invoice as soon as possible.

Tara ********
Purchasing Officer
*** Industries
(301)*** -**** (phone)
(301)***-**** (fax)

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 10:59 AM
To: ********, Tara
Subject: RE: **** bill rate

Tara,

I have good news and bad news. The good news is I just went over to the scanner and had a great conversation with my girl. It went like this:

Me: You again? (playfully)
Her: Oh not you. (playing right back at me)
Me: So how was your weekend?
Her: Not bad...from what I remember.
(I chuckle)
Her: How about you?
Me: It was all right.
Her: What did you do?
Me: Oh just volunteered down at the soup kitchen.
Her: Seriously?
Me: Absolutely not. I drank excessively all weekend and it was great.
(She laughs hard)
Her: You're funny.*

Here's the bad news: I forgot to hit the OK button after I scanned the corrected invoice. I got so caught up on how well my material worked on her, that it must have just slipped my mind. I'll try again later once I think of something else to say to her.

*"Dry humor leads to wet panties" ~ Old English Proverb

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Tara
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 12:10 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: **** bill rate

This is getting to be ridiculous. Either scan and send the new invoice to me or direct me to someone else who can help with my request. Or mail it if that's easier for you.

Tara ********
Purchasing Officer
*** Industries
(301)*** -**** (phone)
(301)***-**** (fax)

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Monday, November 22, 2010 12:48 PM
To: ********, Tara
Subject: RE: **** bill rate

Tara,

I would mail it but there's this girl in the mail room...

...just kidding. I think she's a lesbian any way. I'll mail it out this afternoon.

Thank you,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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