Unprofessional Emails

Surprise Ending


From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 10:44 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: On-account

Hi Dave -

I have an on-account that does not belong to me. The on-account number is O-32556 for $7,456.21. I'm not sure which associate it should be tied to...is it possible for you to check? Since the quarter is ending in 3 weeks and I will be away starting the end of next week, it is important for me to get this cleared up so it doesn't mess up my goals.

Thanks for your help!

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 12:33 PM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Kerri,

It appears that O-32556 belongs to Steven ******.

You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 12:52 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

Thanks! Do you have his contact information by any chance? Does he go by a different name? I didn't see him in the directory. I need to find out his employee ID number so I can transfer it over to him.

Thanks again for your help!

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 1:12 PM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Kerri,

Steven just recently got married and took his wife's last name, which is why you can't find him in the directory. I can't remember what her last name is though.

I could give you his other email address that I have on file if you would like.

You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 1:15 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

That would be great. Thanks!

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 1:17 PM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Kerri,

It's glitterfairy14@gmail.com.

You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 1:21 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

Do you think it would be possible to find out his new last name so I could find him in the directory and contact him through his work email?

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 2010 1:57 PM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Kerri,

I will ask around and see if I can find out. This is so embarrassing that I can't remember his last name...I was at his wedding for Pete's sake! It was such a beautiful ceremony. You should have seen their first dance. They came out and had a choreographed routine to "You're the One That I Want" from Grease (Steven's favorite musical) and at one point Steven's wife lifted his frail body over her head and flipped him! It was awesome. I kept hearing people refer to Steven as "flaming" because he was just on fire on the dance floor the whole night. Towards the end of the night, Steven thought it would be funny to pretend like he went missing and hid in a closet with one of the busboys for about 20 minutes. I don't think his brother thought it was too funny though because I heard him yell, "Why won't he just come out of the closet already?!" several times in a loud, angry voice. Some people just don't have a sense of humor I guess.

You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:10 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

Dave,

I'm not entirely sure what to make of your last email. As I said yesterday, I need his employee ID number so I can transfer the OA to his aging so it does not interfere with my numbers. Please let me know what his last name is as soon as you find out.

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:47 AM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Kerri,

I have asked just about everyone on my floor if they know Steven's new last name since getting married and I keep getting the same responses. Most people just laugh and say "He's not married, is he?" or "I thought it's illegal in Maryland."

I'd ask him myself but I think he might get offended if I ask him what his last name is, since I'm technically considered a friend of his. He can get very emotional and I don't want to hurt his feelings.

You should try his gmail account. I know he checks it everyday because I am in a fantasy basketball league with him and he frequently sends out emails to everyone. We needed an extra guy in the league and we forced him to join. He doesn't know a thing about basketball though. I just offered him Chauncy Billups and Dejaun Blair for Derrick Rose, and he accepted it. What a sucker!

You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 9:55 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

I am going to forward your last 2 emails to my supervisor if you do not tell me his employee ID number by the end of the day.

Thank you.

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 10:11 AM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Kerri,

Jeez. I didn't know you were so sassy. Just transfer it to my name for now. I'm so far out of my goals that another 7k won't mean anything to me.

You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 10:13 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

Fine.

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:30 AM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Kerri,

Guess what? I just found out Steven's new last name. And double guess what? Steven and his wife are already getting a divorce! Word around the water cooler is that his wife suspected him of cheating on her, so she followed his Prius one night after he left work to see what was up. He ended up going to some random house and she waited on the street to see what* exactly he was doing in there. Finally after about an hour, she got out of her car and knocked on the door. And guess who answers? Go ahead, take a guess. Nope, it wasn't who you just thought. It was...the busboy from their wedding! Boom! What a surprise ending to the story! Can you believe that? Who could have seen that coming? Just when you think you know someone, they go running off with a busboy named Raul.

So I'm assuming he's going back to his original last name?

*Or who

You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:55 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

Your an idiot.

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:58 AM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

*You're welcome,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 12:01 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

You're an idiot.

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 12:07 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

Is any of that true?

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 12:22 PM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

Nope. Well, the part about me being way out of my goals is true. Everything else was just completely fabricated. That guy Steven used to work here, but he left a couple months ago. You gotta admit, that twist at the end was pretty good though, right? You totally didn't see that coming.

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: ********, Kerri
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 12:28 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: On-account

You're way out of your goals? Shocker.

Kerri ********
T: 410.***.**** F: 410.***.****

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Thursday, November 11, 2010 12:30 PM
To: ********, Kerri
Subject: RE: On-account

So sassy.

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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