Unprofessional Emails

Threat Level Burnt Orange


From: *******, Horacio
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 11:55 AM
To: Trojanowski, David
Cc: *****, Ashley
Subject: RE: Timecard Approvals

Hi Dave,

Nichole ****** finished last week. She will be terminated in the system shortly.

Thanks,
H

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 11:59 AM
To: *******, Horacio
CC: *****, Ashley
Subject: RE: Timecard Approvals

"H",

She still has to enter her hours worked that we already paid her for.

Thanks,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: *******, Horacio
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 12:04 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Cc: *****, Ashley
Subject: RE: Timecard Approvals

I think she already did.

Thanks,
H

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From: *****, Ashley
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 12:12 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Timecard Approvals

Dave,

Nichole ******'s hours cannot be submitted into ******* until the budget has been increased. This was the problem all along. Horacio doesn't know what he's talking about. I've told him multiple times now that she has not entered her hours into the system and that the budget must be increased in order for Nichole's timecards to be approved. If they aren't approved by the end of the week, we will not be able to get paid. I want to make sure that you and I do not get in trouble for this. Could you send out a mass email to everyone involved and let them know what's up? You're better at calling people out than I am!

Ashley *****
Customer Support Associate
*******, Inc.
Work: 310-***-****
Fax: 310-***-****
******@*******.com

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 1:04 PM
To: *******, Horacio
CC: *****, Ashley; *****, Estelle; ******, Michele; ********, Leah; *******, William
Subject: Threat Level - Burnt Orange
Importance: High

Good Afternoon "H",

It appears as if there has been a misunderstanding regarding Nichole ******. We have paid her for 9 weeks ($9,613.68 or roughly 27.8 million pesos) of work already and have yet to receive payment from *******. The only way we can receive payment for her 9 weeks of labor is for ******* to increase their budget so she can enter her timecards for approval. We need to get her timecards approved by the end of the week. Ashley has informed you of this on several occasions, but nothing has been done about it. This means that we are now at threat level BURNT ORANGE. This is serious, folks. To give you an idea of how serious this is, I have listed all of the threat levels below in descending order from most serious to least serious, with classifications for each level. I ask that you keep this information confidential. If the public gets word that we are at a heightened threat level, it could lead to mass hysteria.

- RED HOT LAVA - Catastrophic events (i.e. genocide, Hurricane Katrina, any Tyler Perry movie or TV show)

- MAROON - Really bad things (i.e. AIDS, scenes in "Saved by the Bell" where they got serious and tried to teach kids life lessons, guys who say "lmao")

- BURNT ORANGE - Time to panic (i.e. staffing companies not getting paid for supplying another company with a worker for 9 weeks, people who go by the first letter of their first name)

- GOLD - Slightly worried (i.e. Your 12 year old son begs you to take him to a Katy Perry concert, it burns when you urinate)

- CAROLINA BLUE - Nothing too serious (i.e. Internet isn't working, hungry kids in Africa)

- GREEN - Little to no threat at all (i.e. women trying to move up in the workplace, women running for President)

As you can see "H", it is now time to panic. No more siestas.

Thanks,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: *******, William
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 1:08 PM
To: Trojanowski, David; *******, Horacio
CC: *****, Ashley; *****, Estelle; ******, Michele; ********, Leah
Subject: RE: Threat Level - Burnt Orange

My initial response was to reply with "LMAO" to this email, but I wouldn't want to raise the threat level to Maroon.

Will *******
Assistant Controller
*******, Inc.
410-***-**** (p)
410-***-**** (f)

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From: *******, Horacio
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 1:11 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Cc: *****, Ashley; *****, Estelle; ******, Michele; ********, Leah; *******, William
Subject: RE: Threat Level - Burnt Orange

Dave,

I was never aware that the budget needed to be increased for her timecards to be approved. Perhaps you should spend more of your time getting your facts straight instead of creating meaningless "threat levels" that you think are funny.

Thanks,
H

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From: *****, Ashley
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 1:14 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: (no subject)

He's lying!!!! Call him out again lol. Show everyone the email I sent you saying I told him multiple times about the budget.

Ashley *****
Customer Support Associate
*******, Inc.
Work: 310-***-****
Fax: 310-***-****
******@*******.com

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 1:25 PM
To: *******, Horacio
CC: *****, Ashley; *****, Estelle; ******, Michele; ********, Leah; *******, William
Subject: RE: Threat Level - Burnt Orange

"H",

You were unaware that the budget needed to be increased in order for her timecards to be approved? Hmm. Interesting. Very interesting. Let's play a game called "Who said it?" I am going to copy and paste a line from an email that I recently received and you can all try to guess who wrote it. Here it is:

"I've told him [Horatio aka "H"] multiple times now that she has not entered her hours into the system and that the budget must be increased in order for Nichole's timecards to be approved."

Your choices are:

A. Stevie Wonder
B. Ray Charles
C. Helen Keller
D. Ashley *****

Thanks,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****

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From: *******, Horacio
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 1:29 PM
To: Trojanowski, David
Subject: RE: Timecard Approvals

What the hell dude? You don't have to include everyone on these emails. I'll get this taken care of right now. Chill out.

Thanks,

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From: Trojanowski, David
Sent: Tuesday, December 6, 2010 1:50 PM
To:; *****, Ashley; *****, Estelle; ******, Michele; ********, Leah; *******, William
CC: *******, Horacio
Subject: Threat Level Downgraded
Importance: High

Good Afternoon All,

"H" has informed me that he is going to "get this taken care of right now" and he has also advised me to "chill out." Therefore, I'm pleased to report that we have downgraded to threat level CAROLINA BLUE. You all showed tremendous poise during the ever-stressful BURNT ORANGE stage, for which I thank you. Please go about your daily activities as normal. I will inform you all if there are any more developments in this matter or if a new Tyler Perry movie is coming out soon.

Thanks,

Dave Trojanowski
Tel: 410.***.****
Fax: 410.***.****


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